"Place In Hell Reserved For Women Who Don't Support Other Women". Palin's source for inspration is the back of her Starbucks 'Venny Latty'. Please Elect Palin so we can all go apeshit and fuck shit up. 

The Weather in Alaska: Finally. I thought they were never going to outright say it: Obama is 'pals' with a terrorist. Although I'm pretty sure everyone who went to Berkley in the 70s could be labeled the same. Oh and PS the Weathermen started a riot at the Democratic National Convention. 

Time for Obama to use the N-word

GEE GOLLY GUMDROPS!

I don't know about you guys, but I'm eagerly awaiting what's sure to be 'film of the year':

"The title of the pornographic homage to the governor of Alaska is “Nailin’ Paylin.” Contrary to earlier reports, the movie is in pre-production. One Jerry T. is set to direct, and porn star Lisa Ann will be taking on the role of Palin—er, “Paylin.” According to HUSTLER, “Nailin’ Paylin” is a “naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor,” featuring “girl-on-girl lovin’,” “nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door,” and a younger Palin getting seduced by her creationist college professor who “will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!” Also included: a three-way hardcore sex scene starring porn stars as Palin/Paylin, Hillary Clinton, and Condoleezza Rice. Of course, no political porn satire would be complete without a salute to Fox News—a Bill O’Reilly stand-in will announce the movie’s multiple sex scandals as they unfold. “Nailin’ Paylin” will be released just in time for the November elections, natch."

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-thefriskycom-exclusive-details-of-the-...

Say what you will about these guys, but this looks really fucking exciting:

Where are you hiding your platform? Is it in “the sweater?

The debates: How many times has she said, "Maverick"?

Homer simpson for Obama McCain. 7 times. Whoops!

The UN for Obama. Man, at this point, I'd say that the Klingons, Ferenghi, and Romulans are for Obama, except probably the vulcans are for McCain.

Bush and Harper. Aww that's cute. Now all Harper has to do land on an aircraft carrier and declare "Mission Accomplished" in Afghanistan.

What would financial Armageddon look like? Hopefully all the yuppies will kill themselves or retreat to their cabins in the woods, the suburbs freak out and destroy their own strip malls, while the binners and the scrappers take over as the Dead Ends of Civilisation throw future bonfire raves in empty green glass condos and whip around on our fixies delivering our own organically grown food.

From the Tumblrverse: "If you allegedly beat an innocent man because he is gay, and your lawyer is trying to downplay the hate crime part of the allegation, you should probably keep your idiot friends from posting on your Facebook wall... or at least make your profile private. Naben found this internet gem".

 Couric Hides Embarrassing Palin Tape in Exchange for Exclusive Interviews. Wait, isn't that sort of blackmail?

DOWNLOAD SUMMER SONGS MIXTAPE!

High Places on Saturday!

Creative Spaces

We Make It Good is an innovative mix-series curated by design collective Shilo & Seattle party impresario/Fool's Gold artist, Pretty Titty. The two set-out to craft a mix-series that stands out amongst the throngs of bedroom-produced mixes that have flooded the internet in recent times, with previous offerings from artists such as XXXCHANGE of Spankrock, Sinden, Chris Devlin, & Pretty Titty himself.

The latest offering comes courtesy of Gaslamp Killer who "signs, seals, and delivers installment number 5 of our We Make It Good Mix series. Made up of weird world psych, hip hop and grunge chopped up seamlessly and then perfectly adhesed to a tough as nails skeleton of chest thumping kick drums, machine gun snares, and deafening bass drops; this is quite different from what we have put out thus far and could only come from the deeply murky mental environs of San Diego’s mostly cloudy turntable destroyer. Click below for a tracklist and a brief explanation from the Killer himself."

The Hercules & Love Affair album (self-titled) has pretty much been in constant rotation for most of us around here. If you haven't heard this modern-day interpolation of late 80's/early 90's gay disco & house, then be sure to check it out on DFA Records. In the meantime, peep this interview with H & LA's central figure, Andy Butler:

Geeze Hillary, you've really let yourself go since losing the race...

I think McCain would disagree with this chick's assertion that Spain is America's ally.