So tomorrow is what has become affectionately known as Fallout Day. Riots will take place in either the urban centres of the eastern seaboard, or in some crazy place like Birmingham, Alabama which still doesn't recognize Martin Luther King Day. So here's some last minute punditry to keep you busy until This Fucking Election is over.

 A message to voters somehow older than John McCain. "There's been a lot of chitter chatter on the so-called machine-o-sphere". 

 Palin's got a gift of the gab? Is she the next Dan Quail? Remember him? Does that mean I'm officially old? 

McCain's Lobbyists. But again, the poorest people are the ones that are going to vote for him. They fucking hate you Joe the Plumber. They hate your fucking guts, and they're using religion, fear, and patriotism to manipulate you. Can I get a fucking amen?

...And if that fails, they call up their pal Joe the Voting Machine Operator and presto! It even works on Oprah!

And because the electoral college exists, you don't need to tamper votes in every state, just the swing states. Failing that, Bush is going to nuke Iran.

If Obama Wins